Stupid questions girl friends ask:
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Aug 23 2005, 10:56 PM
[quote name='daydok' date='Aug 23 2005, 09:08 AM']dude, at least the girl is TOTALLY into your e60!? 
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. and they'll be into him later 
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[/quote]...I hope so, I loaned my E60 to my girlfriend yesterday...
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If so, please call or mail...
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Well of course all real men know how to answer the leather question when their girlfriend asks! Obviously:
"Well dear, funny you should ask. I have actually been looking for someone to help figure out which ones I have. See, I was told that they are real leather skins but sometimes the guys at the factory switch them for the synthetics. They only way to really be sure is to get totally naked and see how they feel next to your skin. If they feel smooth and cool next to your bare skin after sitting in them for a few minutes then they are the breathable leather ones. Obviously you can't tell with your hands because your skin's not sensative enough. So how about helping me out and testing them?"
Obviously you only need that explination for the non blondes. For Blondes I suggest the following........"The only way to tell is to for the passenger to get totally naked and lean over into the drivers side and inflate the flexible air hose. That will tell us alot!"
"Well dear, funny you should ask. I have actually been looking for someone to help figure out which ones I have. See, I was told that they are real leather skins but sometimes the guys at the factory switch them for the synthetics. They only way to really be sure is to get totally naked and see how they feel next to your skin. If they feel smooth and cool next to your bare skin after sitting in them for a few minutes then they are the breathable leather ones. Obviously you can't tell with your hands because your skin's not sensative enough. So how about helping me out and testing them?"
Obviously you only need that explination for the non blondes. For Blondes I suggest the following........"The only way to tell is to for the passenger to get totally naked and lean over into the drivers side and inflate the flexible air hose. That will tell us alot!"
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Shouldn't this be in the "Lounge"?
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Originally Posted by MaxBuck' date='Aug 27 2005, 01:11 AM
Shouldn't this be in the "Lounge"? ? ?
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Originally Posted by mixterk' date='Aug 27 2005, 02:46 AM
[quote name='MaxBuck' date='Aug 27 2005, 01:11 AM']Shouldn't this be in the "Lounge"? ? ?
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[/quote]Shhh! My wife would be very upset if she found out about the girlfriend on the living room sofa!
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Originally Posted by MaxBuck' date='Aug 26 2005, 05:11 PM
Shouldn't this be in the "Lounge"? ? ?
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