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12-07-2005, 08:03 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
A blone was hired as a road painter and her job was to paint the center lines of the road. Day 1 the blonde painted 2 miles, the next day the blonde only got 1 mile done and the next day the blonde only got 1/4 mile done. Seeing that the blonde is not making good progress, the boss decided to speak to her to find out what's the problem.
The boss ask the blonde why she can do 2 miles in day 1 but cannot reproduce the same kind of effort the next few days, the blonde drop down on her knees in tears and said "please don't fired me, I try my best but the paint can keeps getting further and further away from me."
The boss ask the blonde why she can do 2 miles in day 1 but cannot reproduce the same kind of effort the next few days, the blonde drop down on her knees in tears and said "please don't fired me, I try my best but the paint can keeps getting further and further away from me."
01-17-2006, 03:38 PM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
Last year a blonde replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week she got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and she hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, she told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told HER last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and she hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, she told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told HER last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
03-29-2006, 10:52 AM
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My Ride: 2004 BMW 525i, Titanium Silver, Black Dakota Interior w/poplar wood trim, Tinted Windows, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Stick-shift, Bluetooth, AUX Input
This was an absolutely fantastic thread ever... am missing it... can anyone add a few more??? 
03-30-2006, 07:21 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
this thread is still going strong
03-30-2006, 10:47 AM
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My Ride: 2005 545i with Sport Pkg, Nav, HUD, Cold Weather Pkg, Rear Shades
Q: How do you know a blonde has been working at the computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
A: There's whiteout on the screen.