IrishEyes

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a Essex. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the Blonde yells: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee."

Iceman

garehaan

garehaan

I know a few too, but have to respect the rating here.....

OK one that's not tooo bad:

Q: Why do blondes have their monthly period?
A: They deserve it

IrishEyes

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Iceman

garehaan

Q: Why does a blonde have one more braincell then a cow?

A: Otherwise she'd crap all over the kitchen floor.

IrishEyes

It's worse you are getting.

Two blonde nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "The Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Iceman

garehaan

i'll stop now, i would get worse otherwise