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Old 01-11-2005, 02:57 PM
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:58 AM
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Q. Why do blondes carry transparent lunch boxes?



A. So they know if they're going to work or just came from there..



(I know...)
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Q: what's a blonde that paints her hair black?

A: artificial intelligence
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Q: what's a naked blonde doing a headstand?

A: Bad breathed brunette

here i go again..
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Jan 12 2005, 10:58 AM
Q. Why do blondes carry transparent lunch boxes?



A. So they know if they're going to work or just came from there..



(I know...)
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I think u better go back to your sandpit in Belgium
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Jan 12 2005, 06:14 PM
Q: what's a naked blonde doing a headstand?

A: Bad breathed brunette

here i go again..
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You're not a short blonde by any chance !!!!
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A blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?"


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