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04-01-2006, 04:48 PM
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My Ride: 2005 525i Titanium Silver Metalic and 2003 325xi Jet Black with the Premium Package in both cars.
Another little ditty
Q. What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
A. "See ya."
Q. What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
A. "See ya."
04-01-2006, 08:29 PM
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My Ride: 2011 550i; Alpine White/Black Dakota/MSport/SAT/IAS/Driver Assistance/ConveniencePkg/Prem Pkg 2/4 Zone AC/Side-Top Cameras/HUD & Black panel/BMW Apps-iPhone 4 Media/M Decklid spolier /Ventureshiled clear bra/ V1 -Ordered 4/9/11, Production 4/19, Shipped on Martorell 4/23,Arrived Port Hueneme 5/19,Delivered 5/21/11
04-02-2006, 10:03 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
Ok another one:
So two friends a brunette and a blonde decided to start a Ranch, the first thing they would need is a Bull and so the brunette took the train to an auction. It was a fierce aution but the brunette finally got the bull she wanted but it cost her $1000 which is a little over her budget. Now she needs to make a phone call and tell the blonde to come for the bull. But she only have enough money for a telegram, upon knowing that each word will cost 15 cents for the telegram and she only have enough money for one word she ask the guy at the telegram place to telegram the word "comfortable". The guy was curious and ask her what make her so sure that her friend would know to come for the bull, the brunette reply "oh, my friend is a blonde. When she receive this telegram she will have to read the word slowly and she will know to com-for-ta-ble."
So two friends a brunette and a blonde decided to start a Ranch, the first thing they would need is a Bull and so the brunette took the train to an auction. It was a fierce aution but the brunette finally got the bull she wanted but it cost her $1000 which is a little over her budget. Now she needs to make a phone call and tell the blonde to come for the bull. But she only have enough money for a telegram, upon knowing that each word will cost 15 cents for the telegram and she only have enough money for one word she ask the guy at the telegram place to telegram the word "comfortable". The guy was curious and ask her what make her so sure that her friend would know to come for the bull, the brunette reply "oh, my friend is a blonde. When she receive this telegram she will have to read the word slowly and she will know to com-for-ta-ble."
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