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Old Dec 7, 2005 | 08:03 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience" My Ride: 523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds. Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km Past rides: 2001 Nissan Xterra SE 1999 E39 523i 1999 E46 323i 1996 Acura Integra LS
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A blone was hired as a road painter and her job was to paint the center lines of the road. Day 1 the blonde painted 2 miles, the next day the blonde only got 1 mile done and the next day the blonde only got 1/4 mile done. Seeing that the blonde is not making good progress, the boss decided to speak to her to find out what's the problem.

The boss ask the blonde why she can do 2 miles in day 1 but cannot reproduce the same kind of effort the next few days, the blonde drop down on her knees in tears and said "please don't fired me, I try my best but the paint can keeps getting further and further away from me."
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Old Dec 7, 2005 | 01:06 PM
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There seems to have been lots of chat about Snow and Blondes so I though I'd post this!The Ventriloquist-blonde_parking.jpg
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 03:38 PM
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Last year a blonde replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week she got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and she hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, she told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told HER last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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Old Jan 20, 2006 | 03:28 PM
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Old Jan 21, 2006 | 10:46 PM
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Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson...famous lines
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Old Jan 22, 2006 | 01:30 AM
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 10:52 AM
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This was an absolutely fantastic thread ever... am missing it... can anyone add a few more???
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 07:21 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience" My Ride: 523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds. Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km Past rides: 2001 Nissan Xterra SE 1999 E39 523i 1999 E46 323i 1996 Acura Integra LS
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this thread is still going strong
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 10:47 AM
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Q: How do you know a blonde has been working at the computer?

A: There's whiteout on the screen.
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