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02-03-2005, 03:52 PM
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.
Officer: "What's 2+2?"
Blonde: "Ummm... 4!"
Officer: "What's the square root of 100?"
Blonde: "Ummm... 10!"
Officer: "Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Blonde: "Ummm... I don't know."
Officer: "Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow."
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde replies, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
Officer: "What's 2+2?"
Blonde: "Ummm... 4!"
Officer: "What's the square root of 100?"
Blonde: "Ummm... 10!"
Officer: "Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Blonde: "Ummm... I don't know."
Officer: "Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow."
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde replies, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
02-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
02-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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There is just no end to these
02-03-2005, 04:00 PM
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But who has the last laugh?
02-04-2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by robg' date='Feb 4 2005, 01:56 AM
There is just no end to these
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Yet more blonde jokes...
A blonde a brunette and a redhead go to a magic mirror. You stand in front of the mirror and tell it something. If you lie you disappear.
The brunette stood in front of the mirror and said I think I'm the smartest person in the world, and poof she disappeared.
The redhead stood in front of the mirror and said I think I'm the most beautiful person in the world, and poof she disappeared.
The blonde stood in front of the mirror and said I think, and poof she disappeared.
