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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricracing' post='905610' date='Jun 9 2009, 12:58 PM
Yes, anything longer than a 3 years sentence with the same woman is a doomed thing.

Live as long as you guys can!

4 yrs, 2 sons and counting. Probably helped I didn't consider marriage until after 30 (I was 31)
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 01:29 PM
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by -Mike-' post='904516' date='Jun 8 2009, 01:08 PM
BAHAHAHAHA! Good one!
aaaaahahahahahahaha
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 06:42 PM
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Very funny. But the mental image is nasty.
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 06:46 PM
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hahah
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='906162' date='Jun 9 2009, 10:46 PM
hahah
Close your eyes Krozi
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ShadeZeRO' post='906172' date='Jun 9 2009, 10:53 PM
Close your eyes Krozi
Hahaha
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Old Jun 9, 2009 | 07:25 PM
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HAHA. hilarious
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:31 AM
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this joke just further proves my hypothesis that the size of the bush is in negative correlation to the strength of erection
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