Married Too Long

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Jun 9, 2009 | 12:00 PM

#11

pjinca

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From: SoCal

My Ride: 2008 550I LOADED, all options except HUD and NV

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Originally Posted by Ricracing' post='905610' date='Jun 9 2009, 12:58 PM

Yes, anything longer than a 3 years sentence with the same woman is a doomed thing.

Live as long as you guys can!

4 yrs, 2 sons and counting. Probably helped I didn't consider marriage until after 30 (I was 31)

Jun 9, 2009 | 01:29 PM

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ENstig8or

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From: Egg Harbor Township, NJ

My Ride: 650 Grand Coupe

Model Year: 2016

Jun 9, 2009 | 06:28 PM

#13

sleeper50

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From: Near Vancouver

My Ride: 2006 Titanium Silver 550i, with all the bells and whistles!!

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Originally Posted by -Mike-' post='904516' date='Jun 8 2009, 01:08 PM

BAHAHAHAHA!

Good one!

aaaaahahahahahahaha

Jun 9, 2009 | 06:42 PM

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theXman

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From: Jersey

My Ride: 2004 530i

Model Year: 2004

Very funny.

But the mental image is nasty.

Jun 9, 2009 | 06:46 PM

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Krozi

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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)

hahah

Jun 9, 2009 | 06:53 PM

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ShadeZeRO

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From: Davie, FL

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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='906162' date='Jun 9 2009, 10:46 PM

hahah

Close your eyes Krozi

Jun 9, 2009 | 06:55 PM

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Krozi

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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)

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Originally Posted by ShadeZeRO' post='906172' date='Jun 9 2009, 10:53 PM

Close your eyes Krozi

Hahaha

Jun 9, 2009 | 07:25 PM

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craigm1841

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HAHA. hilarious

Jun 11, 2009 | 12:31 AM

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v_therussian

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From: Zoo York

My Ride: Alpine White 2006 530Xi (SLD)

this joke just further proves my hypothesis that the size of the bush is in negative correlation to the strength of erection

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