Married Too Long
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A wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ??. enough times till her husband says?Are you wearing crotchless panties??
?Yes,? she answers, seductively.
?Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.?
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ??. enough times till her husband says?Are you wearing crotchless panties??
?Yes,? she answers, seductively.
?Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.?
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OH MY GOD.. eww is all i can say.. "Stuffing coming out of the sofa" wow.. okay.. well.. cough cough 
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Damn funny!!
Damn funny!!
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='904298' date='Jun 8 2009, 07:26 PM
A wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ??. enough times till her husband says?Are you wearing crotchless panties??
?Yes,? she answers, seductively.
?Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.?
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ??. enough times till her husband says?Are you wearing crotchless panties??
?Yes,? she answers, seductively.
?Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.?
Yes, anything longer than a 3 years sentence with the same woman is a doomed thing.
Live as long as you guys can!
