Gynaecologist's Assistant
Thread Starter
Senior Members
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,279
Likes: 0
From: Dublin, Eire
My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
A man went to Harley Street in London having seen an ad for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester"
"My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester"
"My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
Contributors
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,119
Likes: 0
From: San Jose, California, USA
My Ride: 2008 Porsche 911 Carrera S Convertible. Midnight Blue, 6 Speed.Retired - 2007 997 Carrera S, Midnight Blue, Grey leather, premium audioRetired - 2007 550i, Monaco Blue over Beige, Navigation, Logic 7, Cold Weather Pack, Comfort Access, Sport Package
Model Year: 2008
A man went to Harley Street in London having seen an ad for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester"
"My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester"
"My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.
She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
Still, it's worth telling again!
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
spediegunz
E60, E61 Parts, Accessories and Mods
0
Aug 30, 2015 09:43 AM
boozooface
Bluetooth & Cell Phone Forum
2
Jul 29, 2015 06:56 AM