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Old 05-18-2009, 05:33 PM
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Doctors need to straighten out errant patients.

For example, my Doctor referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.

She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why, she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'
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repost.

I submit the following as evidence:

Exhibit A: http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=urologist
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='882562' date='May 18 2009, 05:39 PM
repost.

I submit the following as evidence:

Exhibit A: http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=urologist
Craig they need to make you a moderator already. You have an answer to everything!
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Originally Posted by Jrowe' post='882568' date='May 18 2009, 09:43 PM
Craig they need to make you a moderator already. You have an answer to everything!


i know. but i am obnoxious
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='882562' date='May 18 2009, 09:39 PM
repost.

I submit the following as evidence:

Exhibit A: http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=urologist
That joke still cracks me up, though.
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Good Medical Advice-tonymac.jpg Tonymac says.....REPOST!!

Still damned funny though!
Old 05-19-2009, 05:14 PM
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Viva reposts!

I LOVE REPOSTS, even, [especially] if they are mine!

HA HA HA.

F*#K all you repost sleuths!

How about a repost category of it own?

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Viva reposts!

I LOVE REPOSTS, even, [especially] if they are mine!

HA HA HA.

F*#K all you repost sleuths!

How about a repost category of it own?



My sincere apologies for all that, maybe I just had a bit too much Fume Blanc tonight.
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