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Old May 6, 2009 | 07:32 PM
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University in the US. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Old May 6, 2009 | 08:02 PM
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Allow me the honor, REPOST

http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=56077
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='870658' date='May 6 2009, 11:54 PM
Yup, still gave me a good chuckle tho
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='870658' date='May 6 2009, 11:54 PM
Allow me the honor, REPOST
Dang, I was on vacation that week last year.

PS: You forgot the period again.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='871029' date='May 7 2009, 08:08 AM
Dang, I was on vacation that week last year.

PS: You forgot the period again.
The emoticon is one big period at the end, actually more like an exclamation mark. I actually do not mind re-posts, mostly because new member have not seen it and would never search for it anyways.
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Hahahaha that was the first time I read that!
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='871067' date='May 7 2009, 10:55 AM
The emoticon is one big period at the end, actually more like an exclamation mark. I actually do not mind re-posts, mostly because new member have not seen it and would never search for it anyways.
OK, I guess the punctuation, grammar, and spelling references are officially not funny anymore, if ever. I slink away....
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='871078' date='May 7 2009, 09:00 AM
OK, I guess the punctuation, grammar, and spelling references are officially not funny anymore, if ever. I slink away....
Is it because I said member and not members? LOL...it's ok, you can follow all my posts with corrections if you really feel the need to.
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Old May 7, 2009 | 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='871087' date='May 7 2009, 11:10 AM
Is it because I said member and not members? LOL...it's ok, you can follow all my posts with corrections if you really feel the need to.
Huh? OIC--didn't notice actually. No, dude, I was just saying the spelling/grammar/punctuation bit is played.
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