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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 08:08 AM
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Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they are not prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his firstWitness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you. Mr Williams. I have known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you have been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big shot when you haven't got the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I have known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He is lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can not build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost died.The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
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Old Apr 7, 2006 | 01:47 PM
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have read it before but still funny .
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Old Apr 8, 2006 | 09:36 PM
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Old Apr 9, 2006 | 06:48 AM
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Old Apr 9, 2006 | 08:25 AM
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Great story
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Old Apr 9, 2006 | 10:23 AM
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Old Apr 9, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='266123' date='Apr 7 2006, 11:47 PM
have read it before but still funny .

Same here.


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