Any married guys, over 35, with kids out there with an RPI exhaust
08-06-2009, 12:24 AM
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Ya know, as the OP in this thread, a guy who is himself 38, married for 12 years, with a 12 year old daughter, 9 year old son, and on my third BMW now (a 2008 550i sport), its funny as hell that the topic generated the responses it has. It's clear to me that we're all the same, no matter where we're from, no matter how old we are, no matter what type or year of BMW we drive - it all comes down to sex, drugs and modding our cars doesn't it. I'd go one step farther to include rock n roll in there too, which is the only one that hasn't shown up in this topic - but I, probably like most of you, can secretly rock out to some old Black Sabbath, Dio, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Metallica, and yes, even some Bon Jovi Slippery when Wet shit. You know you do too, don't lie.
All of us over 35 y/o's, married, with kids, seem to feel tied down by our wives, love our kids and they love our toys, and secretly desire to have sex with a squealing porn star.
How funny that the thread ended up resulting in conversations about coke, dead hookers and Ron Jeremy. WTF is wrong with us?
Hilarious - keep it rollin'!
All of us over 35 y/o's, married, with kids, seem to feel tied down by our wives, love our kids and they love our toys, and secretly desire to have sex with a squealing porn star.
How funny that the thread ended up resulting in conversations about coke, dead hookers and Ron Jeremy. WTF is wrong with us?
Hilarious - keep it rollin'!
08-06-2009, 12:27 AM
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My Ride: SOLD...Jet Black 2008 550i M Sport with SAT, black interior. RPI exhaust and air scoop, 35% huper optik tint all around, CF roundels, flat black kidneys, Springfield Armory XD-40 jet black in glove box, charcoal filter removed.
Oh, and BTW, I'm ordering an axle back RPI exhaust today. F it, if it doesn't sound the way I want, I'll sell it.
08-06-2009, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by bha7176' post='967278' date='Aug 6 2009, 04:27 AM
Oh, and BTW, I'm ordering an axle back RPI exhaust today. F it, if it doesn't sound the way I want, I'll sell it.
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Originally Posted by bha7176' post='967277' date='Aug 6 2009, 04:24 AM
Ya know, as the OP in this thread, a guy who is himself 38, married for 12 years, with a 12 year old daughter, 9 year old son, and on my third BMW now (a 2008 550i sport), its funny as hell that the topic generated the responses it has. It's clear to me that we're all the same, no matter where we're from, no matter how old we are, no matter what type or year of BMW we drive - it all comes down to sex, drugs and modding our cars doesn't it. I'd go one step farther to include rock n roll in there too, which is the only one that hasn't shown up in this topic - but I, probably like most of you, can secretly rock out to some old Black Sabbath, Dio, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Metallica, and yes, even some Bon Jovi Slippery when Wet shit. You know you do too, don't lie.
All of us over 35 y/o's, married, with kids, seem to feel tied down by our wives, love our kids and they love our toys, and secretly desire to have sex with a squealing porn star.
How funny that the thread ended up resulting in conversations about coke, dead hookers and Ron Jeremy. WTF is wrong with us?
Hilarious - keep it rollin'!
All of us over 35 y/o's, married, with kids, seem to feel tied down by our wives, love our kids and they love our toys, and secretly desire to have sex with a squealing porn star.
How funny that the thread ended up resulting in conversations about coke, dead hookers and Ron Jeremy. WTF is wrong with us?
Hilarious - keep it rollin'!
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08-06-2009, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by bha7176' post='967278' date='Aug 6 2009, 04:27 AM
Oh, and BTW, I'm ordering an axle back RPI exhaust today. F it, if it doesn't sound the way I want, I'll sell it.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='967064' date='Aug 5 2009, 08:52 PM
Gene, I don't think you're doing RPI any favors suggesting their system sounds like this guy!
08-06-2009, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by bha7176' post='967278' date='Aug 6 2009, 01:27 AM
Oh, and BTW, I'm ordering an axle back RPI exhaust today. F it, if it doesn't sound the way I want, I'll sell it.
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08-06-2009, 03:34 PM
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Ya know, as the OP in this thread, a guy who is himself 38, married for 12 years, with a 12 year old daughter, 9 year old son, and on my third BMW now (a 2008 550i sport), its funny as hell that the topic generated the responses it has. It's clear to me that we're all the same, no matter where we're from, no matter how old we are, no matter what type or year of BMW we drive - it all comes down to sex, drugs and modding our cars doesn't it. I'd go one step farther to include rock n roll in there too, which is the only one that hasn't shown up in this topic - but I, probably like most of you, can secretly rock out to some old Black Sabbath, Dio, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Metallica, and yes, even some Bon Jovi Slippery when Wet shit. You know you do too, don't lie.
All of us over 35 y/o's, married, with kids, seem to feel tied down by our wives, love our kids and they love our toys, and secretly desire to have sex with a squealing porn star.
How funny that the thread ended up resulting in conversations about coke, dead hookers and Ron Jeremy. WTF is wrong with us?
Hilarious - keep it rollin'!
All of us over 35 y/o's, married, with kids, seem to feel tied down by our wives, love our kids and they love our toys, and secretly desire to have sex with a squealing porn star.
How funny that the thread ended up resulting in conversations about coke, dead hookers and Ron Jeremy. WTF is wrong with us?
Hilarious - keep it rollin'!
Originally Posted by bha7176' post='967278' date='Aug 6 2009, 01:27 AM
Oh, and BTW, I'm ordering an axle back RPI exhaust today. F it, if it doesn't sound the way I want, I'll sell it.
08-06-2009, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RPIpower' post='968022' date='Aug 6 2009, 06:34 PM
I promise you it will sound GOOD, otherwise Ill scream like a pornstar for you........um, well, Joe would do it for you but Michelle might do a better job at it than us.