Woman in supermarket checkout
10-04-2008, 11:55 PM
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A woman was unloading her trolly at the supermarket checkout...2lb celery,small bag of potatoes, a loaf of bread, tin of salmon, bag of roasted almonds, spinach, chicken breasts, handi towels, 2lb cheese, water crackers, and cleaning products...
A guy waiting in line behind her casually says..."you are single"...the woman looks at what she has purchased and was amazed that the man could tell from her groceries....
She turns to the man and says..." Sir you are indeed right but tell me how could you tell from what I have bought...
The man instantly replies....Because you are ......ugly
A guy waiting in line behind her casually says..."you are single"...the woman looks at what she has purchased and was amazed that the man could tell from her groceries....
She turns to the man and says..." Sir you are indeed right but tell me how could you tell from what I have bought...
The man instantly replies....Because you are ......ugly
10-05-2008, 09:27 AM
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Woman in grocery line ?
A lonely, horney woman has her scanned groceries packed up by an attractive nubile young fellow.
On the way out to her car she says, ?Son I have an icchypuscie?.
He replies, ?Mam, you will have to point it out to me, all those Asian cars look alike?.
A lonely, horney woman has her scanned groceries packed up by an attractive nubile young fellow.
On the way out to her car she says, ?Son I have an icchypuscie?.
He replies, ?Mam, you will have to point it out to me, all those Asian cars look alike?.
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