Big Mouth
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From: Dublin, Eire
My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
A Dinner Conversation:
WOMAN:
What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
MAN:
Definitely not!
WOMAN:
Why not....
Don't you like being married?
MAN:
Of course I do!
WOMAN:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN:
You would?
hurtful look on her face
MAN:
audible groan
WOMAN:
Would you sleep with her in
OUR bed?
MAN:
Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN:
Would you put away my pictures,
and replace them with pictures of HER?
MAN:
Hmmmm, that would seem
like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN:
And would you let her
use my golf clubs?
MAN:
She can't use them, she's left-handed.
WOMAN:
- - - silence - - -
MAN:
Shit.
WOMAN:
What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
MAN:
Definitely not!
WOMAN:
Why not....
Don't you like being married?
MAN:
Of course I do!
WOMAN:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN:
You would?
hurtful look on her face
MAN:
audible groan
WOMAN:
Would you sleep with her in
OUR bed?
MAN:
Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN:
Would you put away my pictures,
and replace them with pictures of HER?
MAN:
Hmmmm, that would seem
like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN:
And would you let her
use my golf clubs?
MAN:
She can't use them, she's left-handed.
WOMAN:
- - - silence - - -
MAN:
Shit.
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From: southampton UK
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