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04-23-2005, 02:34 AM
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A brunette goes into a doctor's office:
Brunette: Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Doctor: Well, tell me your symptoms.
Brunette: Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!
Doctor (after looking at her for a second): Did you used to be a blonde?
Brunette: Why yes!
Doctor: Your finger's broken.
Brunette: Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Doctor: Well, tell me your symptoms.
Brunette: Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!
Doctor (after looking at her for a second): Did you used to be a blonde?
Brunette: Why yes!
Doctor: Your finger's broken.
04-25-2005, 12:15 AM
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Two blonde nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.? After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock? the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.? "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.? "The Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
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The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.? "Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"?
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.? "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.? "The Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
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The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.? "Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"?
05-03-2005, 01:16 PM
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A new blonde intern was typing and turned to a secretary and said,
"I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary replied.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
"I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary replied.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
05-03-2005, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='May 3 2005, 01:16 PM
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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