Is it too early for tasteless Michael Jackson jokes?
07-10-2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by swajames' post='937945' date='Jul 10 2009, 03:29 AM
It is of course never too early for tasteless MJ jokes, CWS...
A couple more for your collection:
For Sale: single white glove, slightly soiled index finger
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? One played with Majors, the other played with minors...
A couple more for your collection:
For Sale: single white glove, slightly soiled index finger
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? One played with Majors, the other played with minors...
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07-10-2009, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='937788' date='Jul 10 2009, 12:05 AM
Well, it's the same as anyone else. Here in America you will see the worst dregs of humanity get killed in a shootout with police and their families will ALWAYS say they were innocent victims. Like my mom used to say: "No ai ningun muerto malo" (There are no bad dead men).
Sleeping with children while parents are not around was just asking for trouble.
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Originally Posted by BluedMan' post='937592' date='Jul 9 2009, 04:29 PM
Q: What does MJ and caviar have in common??
A: They both come on little white crackers!
A: They both come on little white crackers!
Yo, Calvin, great thread, man
07-10-2009, 02:19 AM
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Following claims of a drug overdose, police have raided MJ's home with a search warrant.
They found Class A in his Bathroom, Class B in his Kitchen & Class 4C in his bedroom!!
They found Class A in his Bathroom, Class B in his Kitchen & Class 4C in his bedroom!!
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The latest news says he didn't have a heart attack at Neverland after all...........He had a stroke in a children's ward.
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Terribly funny thread
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You know what Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucet and Billy Mays are getting for Christmas?
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