Is it too early for tasteless Michael Jackson jokes?
07-09-2009, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BluedMan' post='937592' date='Jul 9 2009, 01:29 PM
Q: What does MJ and caviar have in common??
A: They both come on little white crackers!
A: They both come on little white crackers!
That is SO wrong, funny as hell, but wrong!! +1
07-09-2009, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Eugene134' post='937605' date='Jul 9 2009, 01:40 PM
Since, Michael was 85 % plastic, he will be recycled and turned in to Lego's, so that the children can play with him for a change.
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Most excellent.
During the memorial I sms'd someone and stated that they were painting a different picture of the man based on his personal life. I got blasted for that. Some are in denial.
Anyway he was king of pop with a weakness for kids..(whatever his reason). I can't understand why parents would allow their kids to sleep in a bed with a 40+ year old man who doctored himself to look like and sounded like a young boy. The hands reveal the age though.
Do people drop their common sense for someone who is very rich?
Keep the jokes coming.
cheers
During the memorial I sms'd someone and stated that they were painting a different picture of the man based on his personal life. I got blasted for that. Some are in denial.
Anyway he was king of pop with a weakness for kids..(whatever his reason). I can't understand why parents would allow their kids to sleep in a bed with a 40+ year old man who doctored himself to look like and sounded like a young boy. The hands reveal the age though.
Do people drop their common sense for someone who is very rich? Keep the jokes coming.
cheers
07-09-2009, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pigapumbu' post='937779' date='Jul 9 2009, 03:59 PM
Most excellent.
During the memorial I sms'd someone and stated that they were painting a different picture of the man based on his personal life. I got blasted for that. Some are in denial.
Anyway he was king of pop with a weakness for kids..(whatever his reason). I can't understand why parents would allow their kids to sleep in a bed with a 40+ year old man who doctored himself to look like and sounded like a young boy. The hands reveal the age though. Do people drop their common sense for someone who is very rich?
Keep the jokes coming.
cheers
During the memorial I sms'd someone and stated that they were painting a different picture of the man based on his personal life. I got blasted for that. Some are in denial.
Anyway he was king of pop with a weakness for kids..(whatever his reason). I can't understand why parents would allow their kids to sleep in a bed with a 40+ year old man who doctored himself to look like and sounded like a young boy. The hands reveal the age though.
Do people drop their common sense for someone who is very rich? Keep the jokes coming.
cheers
07-09-2009, 06:29 PM
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