Is it too early for tasteless Michael Jackson jokes?
07-09-2009, 08:32 AM
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OK, I warned you. Read at your own risk.
Q. What's the last thing Michael Jackson said before he died?
A. "Take me to a children's hospital."
McDonalds is unveiling a new burger in honor of Michael Jackson-
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson f*cked little boys in the a$$.
We've just heard the news over here that Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, apparently he's going to be recycled into shopping bags. Pretty much the same as before, he'll be white, plastic and a danger to children.
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God and he gave her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children in the world would be safe, so God then killed Michael Jackson.
Q. What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
A black man, a white man, and a child molester walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says: "HOLY SH*T, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a professional jockey have in common?
A. They both prefer to ride three year-olds.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What do second place and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both come in a little behind.
Q. What's the last thing Michael Jackson said before he died?
A. "Take me to a children's hospital."
McDonalds is unveiling a new burger in honor of Michael Jackson-
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson f*cked little boys in the a$$.
We've just heard the news over here that Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, apparently he's going to be recycled into shopping bags. Pretty much the same as before, he'll be white, plastic and a danger to children.
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God and he gave her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children in the world would be safe, so God then killed Michael Jackson.
Q. What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
A black man, a white man, and a child molester walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says: "HOLY SH*T, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a professional jockey have in common?
A. They both prefer to ride three year-olds.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What do second place and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both come in a little behind.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='937355' date='Jul 9 2009, 12:32 PM
We've just heard the news over here that Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, apparently he's going to be recycled into shopping bags. Pretty much the same as before, he'll be white, plastic and a danger to children.
Hahahahah LMFAO
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='937355' date='Jul 9 2009, 09:32 AM
OK, I warned you. Read at your own risk.
Q. What's the last thing Michael Jackson said before he died?
A. "Take me to a children's hospital."
McDonald's is unveiling a new burger in honor of Michael Jackson-
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson f*cked little boys in the a$$.
We've just heard the news over here that Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, apparently he's going to be recycled into shopping bags. Pretty much the same as before, he'll be white, plastic and a danger to children.
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God and he gave her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children in the world would be safe, so God then killed Michael Jackson.
Q. What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
A black man, a white man, and a child molester walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says: "HOLY SH*T, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a professional jockey have in common?
A. They both prefer to ride three year-olds.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What do second place and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both come in a little behind.
Q. What's the last thing Michael Jackson said before he died?
A. "Take me to a children's hospital."
McDonald's is unveiling a new burger in honor of Michael Jackson-
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Michael Jackson f*cked little boys in the a$$.
We've just heard the news over here that Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, apparently he's going to be recycled into shopping bags. Pretty much the same as before, he'll be white, plastic and a danger to children.
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. She met God and he gave her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children in the world would be safe, so God then killed Michael Jackson.
Q. What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
A black man, a white man, and a child molester walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says: "HOLY SH*T, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a professional jockey have in common?
A. They both prefer to ride three year-olds.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What do second place and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both come in a little behind.
07-09-2009, 09:12 AM
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Too friggin funny, just when I was about to seriously hurt the next person to mention him. Leave it to Calvin to make it funny.
