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Old 09-27-2008, 10:01 AM
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then....the fight started.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='679757' date='Sep 27 2008, 02:01 PM
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then....the fight started.
The fight started with the phrase, "She's my old girlfriend"! How long have you been married anyway.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='679757' date='Sep 27 2008, 02:01 PM
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then....the fight started.
bad move never tell the wife at a high school reunion that thats my x girl and shes a drunken mess because of me...... just kidding... but seriously why would you tell her that.. i understand its the wife.. but things like that are ment to be left alone.....
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='679757' date='Sep 27 2008, 01:01 PM
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then....the fight started.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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