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Old 04-06-2005, 04:37 PM
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A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59+2?"

The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"

The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

Then they asked, "What is 15-5?"

The blonde responded, "20 right?"

Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1+2?"

"3?" said the blonde.

The rest of the blondes say, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side!!!
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Why do blondes have t-g-i-f on their shirts?

It means this goes in front.
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