Pregnant Blond joke
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Blond jokes seem to be popular on this board, so here goes...
Three women are having a conversation about conception and the resulting sex of their children.
The brunette says "I conceived while I was on top, and I had a boy"
The red head says, "Well that must explain why I had a girl-- I was on the bottom when I conceived."
To which the pregnant blond becomes very aggitated and says "Holy sh*t, I'm going to have puppies!"
Three women are having a conversation about conception and the resulting sex of their children.
The brunette says "I conceived while I was on top, and I had a boy"
The red head says, "Well that must explain why I had a girl-- I was on the bottom when I conceived."
To which the pregnant blond becomes very aggitated and says "Holy sh*t, I'm going to have puppies!"
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And what about the pregnant blonde who asks her doctor if it's true, that the babys come out, where the sperm went in. After the doc is affirmative about it she rubs her throat and fearfully asks the doc: "Isn't this too tight"?
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Jun 9 2005, 02:17 PM
And what about the pregnant blonde who asks her doctor if it's true, that the babys come out, where the sperm went in. After the doc is affirmative about it she rubs her throat and fearfully asks the doc: "Isn't this too tight"?
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The blonde goes to the therapist and complains that her sex life isn't everything nowadays since she got married.
The doctor comes closer and whispers in her ear that she could try the other entry.
2 months later she visits the doctor again and responds to his question on how it worked: "fantastic I'm having a sex life again and guess what....I even got pregnant"
The doctor comes closer and whispers in her ear that she could try the other entry.
2 months later she visits the doctor again and responds to his question on how it worked: "fantastic I'm having a sex life again and guess what....I even got pregnant"
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Blonde goes into the OB before getting married (she's a naive one). Says her boyfriend wants to engage in anal sex during the wedding night. OB gets a sour look on his face & tells her he can't condone it; the hygienic issues alone are enough for him to disapprove.
Blonde says she understands, but boyfriend REALLY wants to do the deed, and says, "Doctor, I just want to make sure I can't get pregnant doing it that way."
OB replies, "Of course you can, young lady. Where do you think attorneys come from?"
Blonde says she understands, but boyfriend REALLY wants to do the deed, and says, "Doctor, I just want to make sure I can't get pregnant doing it that way."
OB replies, "Of course you can, young lady. Where do you think attorneys come from?"