Another blonde joke
12-31-2009, 11:55 AM
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Another blonde joke? 
A blonde is driving her car until a police stops her.
The policeman approaches the car and asks the blonde to open the window. The blonde does, and the policeman immediately notices that the blonde is very frightened about the situation. The officer asks the blonde to show her driving license and the registration. The blonde is all over and panics. The officer calms her down and advices that the registration is usually held in a glove box and tells her how it looks. The blonde surprisingly founds the registration and hands it to the police, but she's still in panic. The officer calms her down again and tells her to show her driving license too. The blonde doesn't know where to search for license and the police advices her again to search for a little card from her purse. The blonde starts to pull different cards from her purse but she's still very confused.
Police: "It's a little card where you can see your pic in it."
Then the blonde finds a tiny mirror from her purse and of course she sees her picture in it. She rushes to hand it to the policeman...
Police: "Oh crap you should have told me right away your a police officer and I'd have let you go right away!"
- Antti -
Happy New Year everybody!
A blonde is driving her car until a police stops her.
The policeman approaches the car and asks the blonde to open the window. The blonde does, and the policeman immediately notices that the blonde is very frightened about the situation. The officer asks the blonde to show her driving license and the registration. The blonde is all over and panics. The officer calms her down and advices that the registration is usually held in a glove box and tells her how it looks. The blonde surprisingly founds the registration and hands it to the police, but she's still in panic. The officer calms her down again and tells her to show her driving license too. The blonde doesn't know where to search for license and the police advices her again to search for a little card from her purse. The blonde starts to pull different cards from her purse but she's still very confused.
Police: "It's a little card where you can see your pic in it."
Then the blonde finds a tiny mirror from her purse and of course she sees her picture in it. She rushes to hand it to the policeman...
Police: "Oh crap you should have told me right away your a police officer and I'd have let you go right away!"
- Antti -
Happy New Year everybody!
12-31-2009, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='1082505' date='Dec 31 2009, 04:49 PM
I don't get it.
12-31-2009, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard in NC' post='1082507' date='Dec 31 2009, 01:55 PM
The Police Officer must be blonde too.
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