Out of the Mouths of Children
04-06-2005, 12:47 PM
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child In her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders, but there are some good ones nonetheless their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than .......answer.......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the .......................bug is close.
It's always darkest before..................Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of............termites.
You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
No news is..................................impossible.
A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.............................me.
An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is............................not much.
Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ..... you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as........................Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way
And the favorite .....
Better late than ...........................pregnant.
Better to be safe than .......answer.......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the .......................bug is close.
It's always darkest before..................Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of............termites.
You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
No news is..................................impossible.
A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.............................me.
An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is............................not much.
Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ..... you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as........................Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way
And the favorite .....
Better late than ...........................pregnant.
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