No Idea Why...
03-14-2005, 01:16 AM
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One night, while tending bar, the bartender notices
this hideous looking fella...really ugly....at the far
end of the bar with several hot women around him.
Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of
him, and he walks down to where the ugly man is. The
bartender says, "Please don't get offended when I tell
you this, but I couldn't help noticing you have
several beautiful women hanging all over you, and,
forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome
person I've ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly.
Now, normally, I would think these ladies are
attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell
by the way you're dressed, and the fact that they are
buying YOU drinks, it's not your money. So, tell me,
sir, what is it about you that these women are so
crazy about?"
The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively, licked
his eyebrows, and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."
this hideous looking fella...really ugly....at the far
end of the bar with several hot women around him.
Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of
him, and he walks down to where the ugly man is. The
bartender says, "Please don't get offended when I tell
you this, but I couldn't help noticing you have
several beautiful women hanging all over you, and,
forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome
person I've ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly.
Now, normally, I would think these ladies are
attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell
by the way you're dressed, and the fact that they are
buying YOU drinks, it's not your money. So, tell me,
sir, what is it about you that these women are so
crazy about?"
The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively, licked
his eyebrows, and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."
03-14-2005, 04:08 AM
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