Initialdl

To: Team Leader Technical Support

Dear Sir,
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began creating problems within the system processing
and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football
5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other
favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0
seems to run and nothing else.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from
Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!!

Thanks,
Bob


Reply
To: Bob

Dear Bob,

This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain
about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed!!

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do
this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife
1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this major IT
problem of yours will be to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return
to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1,
Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

note: Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With mini Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife
1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

regards,
Mr Fix It

Iceman

Initialdl

This post is for you ICEMAN>..for all the funnie's you've posted before..getting me through work..haha..

aiight... time for me to go home now..haha

have a great weekend all....

Iceman

Thanks, you too!

Iceman

Here's another one :

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Ten minutes later, the user is still persistent that he is right. The tech is frustrated and gives up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
Ten minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
One hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

Initialdl

haha..
we should have a runing joke thread.....

Iceman

Iceman

Woman are like Webservers:

400 Bad Request Question without bouquet
401 Unauthorized married
402 Payment Required Candlelight dinner
403 Forbidden Hands off!
404 Not Found Beeing away for shopping with other woman
405 Method Not Allowed NOOOOOO, not from behind...
406 Method Not Acceptable ....nor swallowing!
407 Proxy Auth. Required Have to ask mother
408 Request Timeout Do you know how long you haven?t called?
409 Conflict Who was that woman?
410 Document Removed Wants divorce
411 Lenght Required What ? You think THAT is big?
412 Precondition Failed What do you mean, you don?t have condoms?
413 Request Entity Too Large THAT does NOT fit in there!
415 Unsupported Media Type No, gangbang is no fun
500 Internal Server Error Having my period
501 Not Implemented Never done that before
502 Bad Gateway ...ua, salty!
503 Service Unavailable Migraine
504 Gateway Timeout That?s it already ?

andy545

Not bad....

Initialdl

hahahhaha