Mens Rules
03-23-2006, 09:08 AM
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[b]Mens Rules
1 Men are not mind readers
2 Come to us if you want help to solve a problem thats what we do
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
3 Learn to work the toilet seat, if its up put it down. We need it up you need it down, you don't hear us complaining when you leave it down
4. Sunday sport, its like a full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
5. Shopping is not a sport and we'er never gonna think it is
6. Crying is blackmail
7. Ask for what you want
Subtle hints dont work
Obvious hints don't work
Strong hints don't work
Just say it!!
8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to nearly every question
9. Anything we said becomes inadmissable after 6 months in the case of an argument in fact all
comments are null and void after 7 days
10. If you won't dress like Victoria Secrets girls then don't expect us to act like soap opera guys
11. If you think you're fat then you are, don't ask
12. If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one makes you angry then we meant
the other one
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how to do it Not both. If you already know how
best to do it then just do it don't ask
14. Whenever possible say what you have to say during commercials
15. Christopher columbus didn't need directions and neither do we
16. All men see in 16 colours like Windows default. Peach is a fruit, Pumpkin is also a fruit and we have
never heard of Mauve
17. If it itches it will be scratched thats what we do
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing is wrong
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to expect an answer you don't want to hear
20. When we are going somewhere absolutely anything you wear will be fine
21. Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you want to discuss football or cars [/b]
1 Men are not mind readers
2 Come to us if you want help to solve a problem thats what we do
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
3 Learn to work the toilet seat, if its up put it down. We need it up you need it down, you don't hear us complaining when you leave it down
4. Sunday sport, its like a full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
5. Shopping is not a sport and we'er never gonna think it is
6. Crying is blackmail
7. Ask for what you want
Subtle hints dont work
Obvious hints don't work
Strong hints don't work
Just say it!!
8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to nearly every question
9. Anything we said becomes inadmissable after 6 months in the case of an argument in fact all
comments are null and void after 7 days
10. If you won't dress like Victoria Secrets girls then don't expect us to act like soap opera guys
11. If you think you're fat then you are, don't ask
12. If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one makes you angry then we meant
the other one
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how to do it Not both. If you already know how
best to do it then just do it don't ask
14. Whenever possible say what you have to say during commercials
15. Christopher columbus didn't need directions and neither do we
16. All men see in 16 colours like Windows default. Peach is a fruit, Pumpkin is also a fruit and we have
never heard of Mauve
17. If it itches it will be scratched thats what we do
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing is wrong
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to expect an answer you don't want to hear
20. When we are going somewhere absolutely anything you wear will be fine
21. Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you want to discuss football or cars [/b]
03-23-2006, 10:02 AM
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These are great! I especially like #3 - I admit I have never thought of this angle before. I shall use it at home - wish me luck!
03-23-2006, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Cabrio330' post='258955' date='Mar 23 2006, 11:02 PM
These are great! I especially like #3 - I admit I have never thought of this angle before. I shall use it at home - wish me luck!
03-27-2006, 01:45 PM
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I am going to post #3 in my guest bathroom.
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great rules to live by 
but we need the women to adhere to them 
but we need the women to adhere to them
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