Italian Dirty Talk
02-04-2005, 02:46 PM
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."
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02-06-2005, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jtxc' date='Feb 6 2005, 04:45 AM
Speaking Italian........
The first rule of Italian driving......Whatsa behind you is not important.
BTW, Italian Cars are F%$&*@g incredible.
The first rule of Italian driving......Whatsa behind you is not important.
BTW, Italian Cars are F%$&*@g incredible.
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And what Italian cars would have in mind ?
What we need are cars with Italian style, German precision and Japanese reliability.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Feb 6 2005, 01:12 PM
[quote name='jtxc' date='Feb 6 2005, 04:45 AM']Speaking Italian........
The first rule of Italian driving......Whatsa behind you is not important.
BTW, Italian Cars are F%$&*@g incredible.
The first rule of Italian driving......Whatsa behind you is not important.
BTW, Italian Cars are F%$&*@g incredible.
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And what Italian cars would have in mind ?
What we need are cars with Italian style, German precision and Japanese reliability.
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[/quote]I'm not so sure about that...
All I say is "FIAT Multipla"
Italian driving rule #1: There are no red lights and no stop signs! Just keep going!! (I am serious about it, I have seen it!).
02-06-2005, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Feb 6 2005, 07:04 PM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Feb 6 2005, 01:12 PM'][quote name='jtxc' date='Feb 6 2005, 04:45 AM']Speaking Italian........
The first rule of Italian driving......Whatsa behind you is not important.
BTW, Italian Cars are F%$&*@g incredible.
The first rule of Italian driving......Whatsa behind you is not important.
BTW, Italian Cars are F%$&*@g incredible.
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And what Italian cars would have in mind ?
What we need are cars with Italian style, German precision and Japanese reliability.
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[/quote]I'm not so sure about that...
All I say is "FIAT Multipla"
Italian driving rule #1: There are no red lights and no stop signs! Just keep going!! (I am serious about it, I have seen it!).
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[/quote]I really have a soft spot for the Multipla - It's called a swamp...
No, really, I have to admire the designers for starting from a clean sheet and coming up with a solution that works. And it drives quite good as well. Would other manufacturers have the balls do do something like that? Now that Honda are using a similiar layout, I'm sure other manufacturers may follow. It could be argued that the 7er was a bit of an ugly sister. No it is an ugly sister.
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