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Husband Shopping Centre
Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in London, where women could go to choose a husband from a vast selection of many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor - The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids". The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what we'll find further up?" So up they went.
Second floor - The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", said the ladies, "but still, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor - This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework". "Wow!" said the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they went.
Fourth floor - This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak". "Oh, mercy me, but just think! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor - The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f*cking impossible to please."
Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in London, where women could go to choose a husband from a vast selection of many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor - The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids". The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what we'll find further up?" So up they went.
Second floor - The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", said the ladies, "but still, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor - This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework". "Wow!" said the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they went.
Fourth floor - This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak". "Oh, mercy me, but just think! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor - The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f*cking impossible to please."
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Whats funny about this, is that if it was all women on each floor. And we men were going through it. We probably would have settled for the first door. Opened it up and grabbed the first thing that moved. lol
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Originally Posted by rabih11' date='Nov 24 2004, 11:42 PM
Whats funny about this,? is that if it was all women on each floor. And we men were going through it. We probably would have settled for the first door. Opened it up and grabbed the first thing that moved. lol
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That is funny and soooo true
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Originally Posted by CENTRAL CALI' date='Nov 25 2004, 03:07 AM
[quote name='rabih11' date='Nov 24 2004, 11:42 PM']Whats funny about this,?? is that if it was all women on each floor. And we men were going through it. We probably would have settled for the first door. Opened it up and grabbed the first thing that moved. lol
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That is funny and soooo true
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[/quote] thats so funny and in fact it's really true!
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