The DON or is it the CON
03-14-2005, 01:19 AM
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Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using signlanguage, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using signlanguage, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
03-14-2005, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Mar 14 2005, 05:19 AM
Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using signlanguage, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using signlanguage, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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03-14-2005, 09:07 PM
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Ok...
What do you call 100 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What do you call 100 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
03-14-2005, 09:08 PM
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How do you know when it's Really cold?
Your attorney has his hands in his own pockets!
Your attorney has his hands in his own pockets!
03-14-2005, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by realtyman' date='Mar 15 2005, 02:08 AM
How do you know when it's Really cold?
Your attorney has his hands in his own pockets!
Your attorney has his hands in his own pockets!
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03-15-2005, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by realtyman' date='Mar 15 2005, 06:07 AM
Ok...
What do you call 100 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What do you call 100 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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Grand jury?
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