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Old 03-30-2009 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='831144' date='Mar 30 2009, 05:13 PM
Rumor has it, your 525xi can beat the Space Shuttle Discovery to the Moon and back.

Bwaaaaahahahaha


Damn C, pulleys??? LMAO!!!! Oh man oh man - if she EVER finds out!!!
Old 03-30-2009 | 08:21 PM
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C, top 5 buddy!!! You're KILLING me!! I am dying laughing! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I just let Amy read this and she is laughing her ass off!!
Old 03-31-2009 | 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='831268' date='Mar 30 2009, 10:25 PM
Jesus, Scott...Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Maybe she knows and is just playing along (like I do with my wife's ShopNBC.com shopping sprees)??

Well, if she ever reads this thread you are totally busted anyway! Don't worry, your wife won't hear about the non-pulley pulleys from me.
Old 03-31-2009 | 02:31 AM
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I just don't understand having to hide everything you buy for the car.... I tell me wife whatever I get, especially if it costs a good chunk of change... lying to her would just make things worse. But I am lucky because my wife is cool with anything. i just don't get the sneaky around to do everything.
Old 03-31-2009 | 03:31 AM
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Im sitting here laughing my ass off but I had to search Google to find out what a Pulley is! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulley

Although yesterday I decided to buy some Gucci clothes instead of buying more mods for the car.
Old 03-31-2009 | 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by jjtitus' post='831557' date='Mar 31 2009, 06:31 AM
I just don't understand having to hide everything you buy for the car.... I tell me wife whatever I get, especially if it costs a good chunk of change... lying to her would just make things worse. But I am lucky because my wife is cool with anything. i just don't get the sneaky around to do everything.
You're right.

Hey Sweety - I just spent $25,000 additional dollars on my car. Is that cool?
Old 03-31-2009 | 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jjtitus' post='831557' date='Mar 31 2009, 05:31 AM
I just don't understand having to hide everything you buy for the car.... I tell me wife whatever I get, especially if it costs a good chunk of change... lying to her would just make things worse. But I am lucky because my wife is cool with anything. i just don't get the sneaky around to do everything.
atta boy.. shhh though.. i hide things i spend money on from my husband.. jeans.. clothes... but im sure he hides parts, $8,000 radar that he thinks i dont know about, plus countless dollars spent just to have 3 or 4 people wash it.. in the end were even...lol..

as long as you hide the little things your good.. lmao.. bwahhahahaa

C.. good job!!! love it!! like someone said.. tell her it saves gas, gives you better mileage.. shell warm up.. besides it will get the baby used to it.. shell grow to love that sound just as i do..
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='831579' date='Mar 31 2009, 08:41 AM
atta boy.. shhh though.. i hide things i spend money on from my husband.. jeans.. clothes... but im sure he hides parts, $8,000 radar that he thinks i dont know about, plus countless dollars spent just to have 3 or 4 people wash it.. in the end were even...lol..

as long as you hide the little things your good.. lmao.. bwahhahahaa

C.. good job!!! love it!! like someone said.. tell her it saves gas, gives you better mileage.. shell warm up.. besides it will get the baby used to it.. shell grow to love that sound just as i do..
Sounds like my marriage. +1 on hiding the little things.
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you got a sound clip of those pulleys?

if you're going to bend the truth, do it in style hey -- love it, what a classic
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Calton, thats some funny shite! It cracks me up cause I'm totally with you, and Im sure were not the only ones. I had Franky's exhaust in my trunk for like over a month before I got around to installing it. Now, after we bought our house she's more cool with my mods, but she keeps asking me what mods do you plan next? Im like... uhhhh... I like my car the way it is for now, thinking to myself,..splitter, spoiler, diffuser, new wheels....


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