ha ha if only she knew.

if you're into real hardcore polyester slacks you'll luv this

www.muldoons.com

But beware - this is not work safe - really best kept until the Mrs is safely tucked up in bed!!!

For myself I outed several months ago and have been happy in my slacks ever since.

Anyway, suppose we should discuss cars at some point - Have u noticed how when wearing polyester pants you slide all over the shop in leather seats??