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Old 09-27-2009, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by mbp727' post='1018083' date='Sep 26 2009, 11:29 PM
So I was at a stoplight this evening, pulling out of the international plaza mall in tampa, fl. I was the first car at the light and next to me was a gray cts v with 2 guys in it. I looked over at their car and said to myself (out loud) wow a cts v. The driver then revved up the engine which was super loud. I revved mine but the I6 made about as much noise as a dead kitten. So the light turned green and we made our left turn and I decided okay lets punch this and see, maybe just maybe I can make my 530 look powerful (compared to the cts) Well he punched it too and... whipped me like ike whipped tina.

Moral of the story: I need an m5

At least the valet left my car upfront with a porsche. That was complementing.
CTS (even without V) is one fine auto; it actually handles like my 530i. Take one for a test drive. I've had one of each in my driveway for the past few years.
Old 09-27-2009, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1018244' date='Sep 27 2009, 10:41 AM
If only you'd watched that Caddy commercial with the really hot cougar, this all could have been avoided.

Where's the cougar? All I see is a smokin' hot lady.
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Shes from the TV shows "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice"

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Originally Posted by mbp727' post='1018083' date='Sep 27 2009, 06:29 AM
So I was at a stoplight this evening, pulling out of the international plaza mall in tampa, fl. I was the first car at the light and next to me was a gray cts v with 2 guys in it. I looked over at their car and said to myself (out loud) wow a cts v. The driver then revved up the engine which was super loud. I revved mine but the I6 made about as much noise as a dead kitten. So the light turned green and we made our left turn and I decided okay lets punch this and see, maybe just maybe I can make my 530 look powerful (compared to the cts) Well he punched it too and... whipped me like ike whipped tina.

Moral of the story: I need an m5

At least the valet left my car upfront with a porsche. That was complementing.
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='1018508' date='Sep 27 2009, 05:48 PM
0 - 60 is not racing or even speeding on many roads. He was just talking about accelerating fast.
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Originally Posted by Speed_Force_E60' post='1018504' date='Sep 27 2009, 02:43 PM
Shes from the TV shows "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice"

A 24-carat top-shelf MILF.

And originally from San Jose!
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='1018518' date='Sep 27 2009, 06:12 PM
0 - 60 is not racing or even speeding on many roads. He was just talking about accelerating fast.
Yeah, I'm sure the nice officer will agree with that statement.
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Cadillac = dirtbag
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Originally Posted by rouge' post='1018575' date='Sep 27 2009, 07:30 PM
Cadillac = dirtbag
BMW = Douchebag to the general public.
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Originally Posted by rouge' post='1018575' date='Sep 27 2009, 04:30 PM
Cadillac = dirtbag
When you see posts like the above, it's really not hard to understand why those (mis)perceptions and stereotypes persist about BMW owners and drivers...


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