Raped by a cts-v
Originally Posted by mbp727' post='1018083' date='Sep 26 2009, 11:29 PM
So I was at a stoplight this evening, pulling out of the international plaza mall in tampa, fl. I was the first car at the light and next to me was a gray cts v with 2 guys in it. I looked over at their car and said to myself (out loud) wow a cts v. The driver then revved up the engine which was super loud. I revved mine but the I6 made about as much noise as a dead kitten. So the light turned green and we made our left turn and I decided okay lets punch this and see, maybe just maybe I can make my 530 look powerful (compared to the cts) Well he punched it too and... whipped me like ike whipped tina.
Moral of the story: I need an m5
At least the valet left my car upfront with a porsche. That was complementing.
Moral of the story: I need an m5
At least the valet left my car upfront with a porsche. That was complementing.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1018244' date='Sep 27 2009, 10:41 AM
If only you'd watched that Caddy commercial with the really hot cougar, this all could have been avoided.


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Originally Posted by mbp727' post='1018083' date='Sep 27 2009, 06:29 AM
So I was at a stoplight this evening, pulling out of the international plaza mall in tampa, fl. I was the first car at the light and next to me was a gray cts v with 2 guys in it. I looked over at their car and said to myself (out loud) wow a cts v. The driver then revved up the engine which was super loud. I revved mine but the I6 made about as much noise as a dead kitten. So the light turned green and we made our left turn and I decided okay lets punch this and see, maybe just maybe I can make my 530 look powerful (compared to the cts) Well he punched it too and... whipped me like ike whipped tina.
Moral of the story: I need an m5
At least the valet left my car upfront with a porsche. That was complementing.
Moral of the story: I need an m5
At least the valet left my car upfront with a porsche. That was complementing.

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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='1018508' date='Sep 27 2009, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Speed_Force_E60' post='1018504' date='Sep 27 2009, 02:43 PM
Shes from the TV shows "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice"


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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='1018518' date='Sep 27 2009, 06:12 PM
0 - 60 is not racing or even speeding on many roads. He was just talking about accelerating fast. 

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Originally Posted by rouge' post='1018575' date='Sep 27 2009, 04:30 PM
Cadillac = dirtbag


