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Old 09-27-2009, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by nwilliams' post='1018216' date='Sep 27 2009, 08:52 AM
Subaru STi !!! Damn, I wouldn't of thought. That's one I would of felt somewhat confident with...guess I would of been wrong!
That, as well as the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo are both sub 5 second cars from 0 to 60. The 550 with the auto trans is not. Can't wait for the 400 bhp, 450 lbs-ft of torque TT V8 in the F10 550 to drop those 0 to 60 times to below 5 seconds in the auto. The fastest ever 0 to 60 time recorded for a stock 550 was 4.8 second by one car mag testing a manul. Most recorded times are in the low 5s. With 400 bhp and 450 lbs-ft of torque, I am guessing that the F10 550 will post 0 to 60 times of about 4.6-4.9 seconds depending on the tranmission choice, launch technique, altitude and temp at the time of testing, skill of the test driver and which car mag is doing the test.
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If only you'd watched that Caddy commercial with the really hot cougar, this all could have been avoided.

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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1018244' date='Sep 27 2009, 10:41 AM
If only you'd watched that Caddy commercial with the really hot cougar, this all could have been avoided.
Unfortunately the only cougars I've seen driving caddys have been about twice her age
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1018244
Unfortunately the only cougars I've seen driving caddys have been about twice her age
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='1018260' date='Sep 27 2009, 11:17 AM
Unfortunately the only cougars I've seen driving caddys have been about twice her age
LOL same could be said about E60.
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Originally Posted by Kzang' post='1018272' date='Sep 27 2009, 11:40 AM
LOL same could be said about E60.
I'm sure some of our better looking (female) board members would take offense to that.
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I think there's been a misunderstanding. When I revved my engine, he did not hear it. Even if the driver had his windows down I still doubt he would've heard that. After the first eye contact (about half a second) I didn't even glance at him, because I knew how badly he could've stomped me.


And about the "when you turn your car on, does it return the favor" girl, I should've remembered...
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Yeah bro they are fast cars, I've considered getting one.
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Originally Posted by mbp727' post='1018300' date='Sep 27 2009, 11:06 AM
And about the "when you turn your car on, does it return the favor" girl, I should've remembered...
I was thinking of the one where she pulls up next to the e60 at a stop light, makes some reference to "the boys' club," then lights it up. I tried to find it on Youtube.
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I did the same thing once. We were in Vegas heading to the strip and we pulled along side a GTO at a light in our rental. It was a mini van. Needless to say, we got spanked.


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