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Old 06-01-2004, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Jun 1 2004, 04:22 AM
Are you still breathing DD?

It'll come, it'll come...
sounds like the punchline of a seedy joke!

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Old 06-01-2004, 12:51 PM
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5 points if you come up with a funny joke then ...
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OK - here goes.......


seal pulls up in his car with the engine making a whooshing noise.

pulls into the local garage and asks the mechanic if he can fix the problem while he goes over the road for an ice cream.

10 minutes later comes back over to the garage and asks the mechanic what's wrong.

the mechanic tells him that he's blown a seal.

seal says no no i've just had a ice cream!

sorry but the best I can do right now!!

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working on the are u still breathing bit..........
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ok, 2 points for the effort..
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Still Breathing........54 Hrs til delivery.....AND 43 days til X3........and about the same til I move to the poorhouse!


jokes

2 Nuns cycling down a cobbled street

one says "Do you come this way often?"



or

Two nuns in the bath

one says "where's the soap"

other says "It does rather"

old but fresh!
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