R We Crazy??
09-28-2008, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='680566' date='Sep 28 2008, 09:23 PM
I washed my car in the pouring rain, at 6:30am, yesterday morning. Yeah, I'll admit it. I washed my car in the POURING rain. We were off for a weekend getaway in Northern CT and I had to have my car looking good. Too bad it looked good for about a block. Hahahaha! She was beside herself. She doesn't get it.Anyway, we are fine. They are crazy. Anyway, here's what my wife thinks when it comes to the car...
1. My wife hates E60.net
2. My wife hates all of you
3. My wife hated the 530xi and now hates the M more
4. My wife thinks we are all gay
5. My wife thought everyone on this board was Asian like me, until she met poleposition and bimmer722. She was shocked. LOL!
6. My wife loves BMW's, will never drive anything else, but gives me no credit for making her a BMW driver for life. I keep telling her it's because of these boards, but she doesn't buy it.
1. My wife hates E60.net
2. My wife hates all of you
3. My wife hated the 530xi and now hates the M more
4. My wife thinks we are all gay
5. My wife thought everyone on this board was Asian like me, until she met poleposition and bimmer722. She was shocked. LOL!
6. My wife loves BMW's, will never drive anything else, but gives me no credit for making her a BMW driver for life. I keep telling her it's because of these boards, but she doesn't buy it.
+1 1. My wife hates E60.net
+1 2. My wife hates all of you
+1 3. My wife hated the M3 and now hates the 550 more
4. My wife thinks Calton is gay
5. My wife thought everyone on this board was Asian unlike me, until she met Audi_Eatter. She was shocked.
+1 6. My wife loves BMW's, will never drive anything else and gives me no credit for making her a BMW driver for life.
I keep telling her it's because of these boards, but she doesn't buy it.
09-28-2008, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='680650' date='Sep 29 2008, 12:42 AM
4. My wife thinks Calton is money!
09-28-2008, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='680650' date='Sep 29 2008, 12:42 AM
My wife's thoughts are quite similar with a couple of differences....
+1 1. My wife hates E60.net
+1 2. My wife hates all of you
+1 3. My wife hated the M3 and now hates the 550 more
4. My wife thinks Calton is gay
5. My wife thought everyone on this board was Asian unlike me, until she met Audi_Eatter. She was shocked.
+1 6. My wife loves BMW's, will never drive anything else and gives me no credit for making her a BMW driver for life.
I keep telling her it's because of these boards, but she doesn't buy it.
+1 1. My wife hates E60.net
+1 2. My wife hates all of you
+1 3. My wife hated the M3 and now hates the 550 more
4. My wife thinks Calton is gay
5. My wife thought everyone on this board was Asian unlike me, until she met Audi_Eatter. She was shocked.
+1 6. My wife loves BMW's, will never drive anything else and gives me no credit for making her a BMW driver for life.
I keep telling her it's because of these boards, but she doesn't buy it.
I don't even know where to start .............. I got her a 650 to shut her up but it's a chick "hard wired thing "................... BTW I know Calton is Gay ......... but didn't we all agree it was OK ?
09-28-2008, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='680656' date='Sep 29 2008, 12:49 AM
I don't even know where to start .............. I got her a 650 to shut her up but it's a chick "hard wired thing "................... BTW I know Calton is Gay ......... but didn't we all agree it was OK ?
09-28-2008, 09:49 PM
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This thread is great! Except, the only difference for me is that my mom nags me about how I spend too much time on my car. LOL
09-28-2008, 09:59 PM
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Bloody brilliant thread guys!! What a great way to kick off a rainy Monday morning..
Oh, and Mrs. MacSid introduces herself to people as my second wife, then waves over to the 5er and says "that's his first wife". And yet, she's the one always telling me to get the car cleaned of every little speckle of dirt. What can I say...
Oh, and Mrs. MacSid introduces herself to people as my second wife, then waves over to the 5er and says "that's his first wife". And yet, she's the one always telling me to get the car cleaned of every little speckle of dirt. What can I say...
09-29-2008, 03:18 AM
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My wife once said to me that my car wasn't that dirty and didn't see why I had to go wash it again. She then went on to say that her car was much dirtier, so why don't I go clean her car instead?
She should be a comedian, I was laughing for hours
She should be a comedian, I was laughing for hours
09-29-2008, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='680659' date='Sep 29 2008, 12:54 AM
LMAO! Hahahahahahaha! Don't be all jealous just because that was one of the greatest posts of all time.
Here's another dumb ass move on my part...I'm so proud of the fact that I am not alone in what we are discussing here on this GREAT thread/forum that I start reading everyone's replies to my wife last night...she gave me the most incredible look...almost as if I told her that Calton was actually not gay and had a wife...that look of "yeah right!" was just intense! And no...Calton is gay and does not have a wife. Well, Kerry (poledancer) might qualify. I just wonder who leads when they dance???
09-29-2008, 03:44 AM
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Raining?? 
Where, nice and sunny here 
. Washed the Mach 5 last night up until 10PM. The wifey comes out and says you've washed that car more times than you've cleaned the house! 
. SShe just doesn't understand. .
Where, nice and sunny here . Washed the Mach 5 last night up until 10PM. The wifey comes out and says you've washed that car more times than you've cleaned the house! . SShe just doesn't understand. .
09-29-2008, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by bimmer530iguy' post='680688' date='Sep 29 2008, 01:49 AM
This thread is great! Except, the only difference for me is that my mom nags me about how I spend too much time on my car. LOL