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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 11:01 AM
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Homer, a guy who liked to gamble, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde woman at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blondie looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blondie replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blondie placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The woman was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blondie replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 02:04 PM
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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Old Apr 3, 2005 | 05:17 PM
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i think she'll bet $40 and trying to get her money back when there is another guy come over at 1:00 a.m. .
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 04:15 AM
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 01:34 AM
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oh God, I'm dying of laughter here and it's 5:34 in the morning and i have a project due @ 8:30 this morning!
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