Why You Should Never Ever Question a Drunk
09-29-2010, 06:06 PM
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WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local
Supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
Standing behind me watched as I placed the
Items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the
Purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
Single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
Derelict's' intuition, since I indeed had never found > Mr. Right. I looked
At the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But
How on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
-Marc
I was shopping at the local
Supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
Standing behind me watched as I placed the
Items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the
Purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
Single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
Derelict's' intuition, since I indeed had never found > Mr. Right. I looked
At the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But
How on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
-Marc
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