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Old 03-30-2009, 07:35 PM
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Tell that to dumb ass and im sure he'll tell you your wrong! He's an idiot and shows it well with his stupid reply that doesnt have any value to them. But he's entitled to his uneducated opinion so lets just let him make more of an ass by waiting on his next reply................ doh.gif
I suggest "Hooked-On-Phonics" for you..., my well-spoken, educated friend.
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no hard feelings bro just thought i should of cleared that up
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='830841' date='Mar 30 2009, 02:29 PM
Coming up next, just for you Mel: Indian casino jokes!
ahhh we hear those all the time.. bottom line is they are jokes.. i just think some jokes are not for everyones humor..ya know? thats why its touchy to post jokes on the forum.. youll have such different views about them and such..then everyone gets into an uproar... so not worth it.. im the last person youll offend..





Calvin, i even do rain dances- for a small fee though- lol
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='831573' date='Mar 31 2009, 07:18 AM
Calvin, i even do rain dances- for a small fee though- lol
But...do you do them in those stilletos?
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='831573
Calvin, i even do rain dances- for a small fee though
For me they were free.
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='831822' date='Mar 31 2009, 06:52 PM
Because after you offend her....she scalps you!! :


For me they were free.
Did the rain dances work??... Did she get all wet???
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Originally Posted by littlemouse' post='831887' date='Mar 31 2009, 11:42 AM
Did the rain dances work??... Did she get all wet???
Oh no you dit'nt Lee!!!
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='831573
For me they were free.
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Originally Posted by littlemouse' post='831887' date='Mar 31 2009, 01:42 PM
Did the rain dances work??... Did she get all wet???
BWAHAHAHAHA! Lee...
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no hard feelings bro just thought i should of cleared that up
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