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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 01:31 AM
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A man playfully pinched his wife on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose." Then he pinched her breasts and said, "And if you firmed these up, we could get rid of bras."

Furious, she grabbed his penis and said, "Well, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the pool man, the postman and your brother."

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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 01:42 AM
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 06:40 AM
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:21 PM
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 07:28 PM
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What is this desperate house wives?
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