A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about ?pussy,? and their ?bitch.? The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother. ?Mom, what?s a pussy??

The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says ?Son, that is a pussy.? The son then asks ?What?s a bitch?? The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says ?Son, this is a bitch.?

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says ?Dad, what?s a pussy?? The father doesn?t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says ?Son, this is a pussy!?

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks ?Then, what is a bitch??

The dad replies, ?Everything outside the circle.?

 

They get better by the momement

 

Ouch!