Walmart Greeter
12-18-2007, 06:40 PM
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A very loud, unattractive, and mean woman walked into Wal-Mart withher two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins.The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins?Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter."I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins.The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins?Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter."I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
12-18-2007, 07:51 PM
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