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Old 05-19-2008, 12:07 PM
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Keep in mind this actually really did happen!!!! This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.

This is how I imagine the conversation went:

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

Proof, once again, that "there is no cure for stupid!"
Old 05-19-2008, 12:25 PM
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LOL , Dam rednecks
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='583817' date='May 19 2008, 03:42 PM
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Language barrier?
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Originally Posted by Bimmer32' post='583823' date='May 19 2008, 04:51 PM
Language barrier?

................worse................
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just classic !!
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Well she-yut, that's just dumb!!
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Wow...just wow.
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it happens
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That's funny


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