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Did you hear about the blonde schoolgirl who was studying Greek Mythology?
When the teacher asked her to name something that was half-man and half-beast she replied "Buffalo Bill."
When the teacher asked her to name something that was half-man and half-beast she replied "Buffalo Bill."
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first American football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
