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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Feb 6 2005, 08:44 PM
women jokes are funny.? post the ones aren't that offensive 
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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ICU?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her
If thats offensive to anyone.....sorry, lol
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it was running badly and then finally died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the fuel line."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the fuel line."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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three blondes were stuck on an island. A magic ferry appeared and gave them each a wish. The first one asked to be really smart, so the ferry turned her into a red head and she swam off the island. The second blonde asked to be even smarter, so the ferry turned her into a brunette and she built a boat and sailed off the island. The third blonde asked to be smartest of them all and the ferry turned her into a man and he walked across the bridge.
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Blondes trapped on an desert island when a boat was washed ashore.
So they smashed it up and tried to make a raft
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