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Old 12-10-2008, 02:38 PM
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Holy shit - that's hilarious.


I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
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Originally Posted by UUronL' post='742525' date='Dec 10 2008, 05:38 PM
Holy shit - that's hilarious.


I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
Keerist! Did she date much?
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Originally Posted by UUronL' post='742525' date='Dec 10 2008, 03:38 PM
Holy shit - that's hilarious.


I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
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She was a MAN baby!!
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i don't get it



j/k
give me her number, I'll help her out!
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Originally Posted by 545ace' post='742559' date='Dec 11 2008, 03:35 AM
i don't get it



j/k
give me her number, I'll help her out!
loool
with the trimming? ahaahah

Careful my friend....you don't know what you may find in that jungle.
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I have a razor!!! I'll take it!!!
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that video's funny!!!
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='742585' date='Dec 10 2008, 06:59 PM
Careful my friend....you don't know what you may find in that jungle.
+1. Ever see The Crying Game? You've been warned.
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