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Holy shit - that's hilarious.
I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
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Originally Posted by UUronL' post='742525' date='Dec 10 2008, 05:38 PM
Holy shit - that's hilarious.
I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
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Originally Posted by UUronL' post='742525' date='Dec 10 2008, 03:38 PM
Holy shit - that's hilarious.
I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
I remember back in high school, a rather attractive girl of Italian-American heritage had a patch of dark hair in her cleavage. I shit you not... it was like long armpit hair. For some inexplicable reason, she went to a pool in a bathing suit like this...
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She was a MAN baby!!
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Originally Posted by 545ace' post='742559' date='Dec 11 2008, 03:35 AM
i don't get it
j/k
give me her number, I'll help her out!
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j/k
give me her number, I'll help her out!
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with the trimming? ahaahah
Careful my friend....you don't know what you may find in that jungle.
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='742585' date='Dec 10 2008, 06:59 PM
Careful my friend....you don't know what you may find in that jungle.
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