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Old 01-20-2005, 01:39 PM
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Elton and his partner finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks of consultation with Doctors and Psychiatrists the two decide to mix their sperm and implant it into a willing surrogate mother.

Soon they learned that the procedure had worked and that the surrogate was pregnant and doing well. After the usual period of time they got the call they were waiting for...their baby was born.

So they rushed to the hospital to see the little one. Looking through the viewing glass they noticed several newborn girls in a row...all of which were crying and carrying on intensely. Then they spotted a cute little baby boy at the end of the row, smiling and looking at them with great joy...this little baby had to be theirs.

Soon they saw a nurse and she confirmed that yes, indeed the peaceful little boy was their son. They started congratulating each other, saying how lucky they are that they have such a perfectly happy, well behaved son. The nurse, hearing this, said "He may look happy now, but you should see him when we take the dummy out of his arse!"

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